funny sms

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha
bandhan ek hi din hoga

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

sach or veham mae kia ferk hai

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain

Ap ki 5 khobian…

Ap ki 5 khobian…
1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti

Suno ,
kisi Ne Such kaha tha ,
ye ,


Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti ,
Magar,
Adhora Such Suna Humne,
Mukamal Such to ye hai k
Mohbat khud Nhi Marti
Mohbat Maar deti he.

Touch Of Love

At The
Touch Of Love,
Everyone
Becomes A Poet…..
Is It True ?

I Will Love You Forever

I Finally Got My Past,
Present
And Future Tenses
Correct Today.
I Loved You..
I Love You..
I Will Love You Forever! :)

Choti Si Dosti

Choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

Ye Mohabbat Meri nahin Hamari Hai

Ye “MUHABBAT” Mari
nhi “HUMARI”
hai,
“TABHI” to sab
“RISHTON” se
“PYAARI” hai
“ZAROORI” nahi
“MUHABAT” ka “ROZ” milna.
“TABHI” to “SMS” ka “SILSILA” jari
hai

Aapko Apna Bana Ke Rakhu

Ek sapne ki tarah aapko saja ke rakhu
chandani raat ki nazaron se chupa ke rakhu
meri taqdeer mere saath nahi
warna sari umar aapko apn

Teri Judaai

teri yaad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talash tujhe baar-baar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum hai door tumse
teri to judai bhi humse pyar karti haia bana ke rakhu

 

Hum Ne Dil Me Basai Hai

ek-ek tara jod teri tasveer banai hai
koi dekh na le isliye dil me chhipai hai
dil se tu meri nas-nas me samai hai
iss liye teri tasveer hum ne dil me basai hai

 

 

Chura Nahi Sakta

Ankh se gira aansu koi utha nahi sakta
kismat mein likha koi mita nahi sakta
aapka pyaar hai jaan hamari
aur hamari jaan ko hamse koi chura nahi sakta

Marta Kaun Hai

Pyaar mein maut se darta kaun hai
yeh toh ho jata hai karta kaun hai
aap jaise yaar par jaan kurban
aur aap puchhte hain, aap pe marta kaun hai

 

 

Har Kisi Ko Pyaar Mile

Har kisi ko pyaar mile to kaisa ho
har dil me pyaar ho to kaisa ho
barso se pyar ki misaal deta hai Taj Mahal
har gali me tajmahal ho to kaisa ho

 

Zindagi Kabhi Mushkil

Zindagi kabhi mushkil to kabhi aasan hoti hai
kabhi uff to kabi aah hoti hai
na bhulna apni muskurahat ko
kyoki isi se mushkile aasan hoti hai

 

 

 

Aapko Apna Bana Ke Rakhu

Ek sapne ki tarah aapko saja ke rakhu
chandani raat ki nazaron se chupa ke rakhu
meri taqdeer mere saath nahi
warna sari umar aapko apna bana ke rakhu

Teri Judaai

teri yaad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talash tujhe baar-baar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum hai door tumse
teri to judai bhi humse pyar karti hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hum Ne Dil Me Basai Hai

ek-ek tara jod teri tasveer banai hai
koi dekh na le isliye dil me chhipai hai
dil se tu meri nas-nas me samai hai
iss liye teri tasveer hum ne dil me basai hai

 

Har Kisi Ko Pyaar Mile

Har kisi ko pyaar mile to kaisa ho
har dil me pyaar ho to kaisa ho
barso se pyar ki misaal deta hai Taj Mahal
har gali me tajmahal ho to kaisa ho

Zindagi Kabhi Mushkil

Zindagi kabhi mushkil to kabhi aasan hoti hai
kabhi uff to kabi aah hoti hai
na bhulna apni muskurahat ko
kyoki isi se mushkile aasan hoti hai

Ab Aur Jeene Ki

Ab aur jeene ki hasrat nahi
ab to sirf maut ka intizar hai
dil tod diya apno ne
ab to maut se pyaar hai

Tadap
Tadap ke dekh kisi ke chahat mein
to pata chale ki intazaar kya hota hai
Tadap ke dekh kisi ke chahat mein
to pata chale ki intazaar kya hota hai
yunhi mil jaye koi bina tadpe
to kaise pata chale ki pyar kya hota

SORRY SMS

SORRY SMS


What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You


know I’ve hurt u…

I didn’t mean to.

I am soooooooooo sorry…

Please forgive me!



Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....



Be the first one to say Sorry when
 the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U
 & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!



A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1)
 Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3)
 How do I make it right? well.
. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..



Sorry is not just a word to say..
. Its a expression to express for a
unfortunate event that experienced....




saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart
 aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that
 you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not
 only touches the heart but also touches the soul
. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)


I'm sorry may not mean that much to you,
 but it means a lifetime of our relationship
 to me ! Please forgive me ?


Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!


How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
 I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.


I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to
… Please forgive me!

anytime you are angry that breaks
my heart but my heart will never
 stop to love you..... sorry for that


I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...



< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Remember the good times we had spent together,
 and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...



For I will declare mine iniquity;
 I will be sorry for my sin.


Families with babies and families
without are so sorry for each other


Most truths are so naked that people feel
 sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.


It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly
 sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I
didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman
 regretting the hardships of a little girl who never
thought they were hardships at all. She had the
things that really mattered.


If it is once again one against forty-eight,
 then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.




His neighbor is a tooth-drawer.
That bag at his girdle is full of the
 teeth that he drew at Winchester fair.
 I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry
, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

GOOD LUCK SMS

GOOD LUCK SMS


Climb every mountain in your life.
You will reach the top.
 Best Wishes To You.

For a Special Couple on Your Wedding
 Day Love grows deeper, stronger, and
more beautiful when it is planted by God...

You're on the threshold of a
wonderful life as husband and wife!
 Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

May you grow in love and friendship
 through the years listening, learning,
 leaving room for change Yet always close enough to whisper.
 Best Wishes on Your Marriage!

 A Wish for Your Marriage !
 May each new day find your hearts a little closer,
 your lives a little fuller and your love a little deeper.
 Congratulations !



How lucky you two are to make
 each other's lives complete
! Congratulations and Best Wishes!!

For the Bride and Groom Love is like a rose,
 the joy of all the earth!
May your love grows more
beautiful with every passing year!
! Best Wishes to Both of You!!!


This brings congratulations and a wish
 especially for both of you that your
 anniversary will be filled with happiness and joy that
May all the love that is yours today,
Stays with you both along life way
And ties that bind you grow more
Through every happy future year!


☻Luck is like sand in hands.
It’ll sneak out through the fingers,
no matter gripped firmly or held loosely.
Only hand in the praying posture can save it!
Wish you good Luck.




With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...




My wishes are silent but true
,Everywhere they will follow you
,Luck is yours Wishes are mine,
I wish your present & future always shine.



May you achieve success in every facets
 of life and all your heartfelt wishes comes true.
Wishing you a Happy New Year of Happiness.
sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life


Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

good morning sms

The sun had risen

The sun had risen from the east &
birds r singing happily &
butterflies R around the flowers.
It is time to wake up &
give a big yawning &
say gd morning to u..


bhor ki rashmian dekh muskura rahin!
 chirian baith vrichon pe geet ga rahin!
 tu ab tak nahi jaga hai mere dost,
door mndir ki ghantian bhi tujhko jaga rahin!!

GOOD MORNING

Leadership is an ability to understand
 that different human beings have
 different motivation forces at different
 times and situatinons..

Good Morning.

APKI YAADON KA

APKI YAADON KA MEHAL
BANAYA HUM NE
AARZU KA DIYA IS MEIN
JALAYA HUM NE
BHULNE WALE TUJHE
MERI QASAM
KOI WO LAMHA BATA
JIS MEIN TUJHE BULAYA
HUM NE~Y~

Dilon se khelne ka

Dilon se khelne ka hunar
hume nahi aata Isiliye ishq ki
baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe
bahut pyar tha Isiliye
mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

funny sms

When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Teri Yaad Mein

Teri Yaad Mein

Teri yaad mein deewane hoke hum chale,
Duniya ko bhool mastaane hoke hum chale.

Tu kya jaane is dil ka haal kya hai,
Hum kya the aur kya hoke hum chale.

Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum chale,
Zameen ki dhool se zindagi banke hum chale.

Deewanepan ki had na poochiye janaab,
Tere ishq mein badnaam hoke hum chale

kya khuda bhi uska tha…?

kya khuda bhi uska tha…?





Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake,
Ek aur sher sunata hoon——-
Manzilein bhi uski thi, raasta bhi uska tha;
Ek hum hi akele thei, kafilaa bhi uska tha;
saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thee, Fir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha;
aaj akele hain…dil sawaal karta hai…
Log to uske the, …kya khuda bhi uska tha????
This is Jeet, may be your new friend.
Reply zaroor karna.

Bewafa Shayari

Bewafa Shayari

adab dosto ,kuch pesh karta hu……….comments ka intazar
rahega………………
“aye kash tumhe humare pyar par yakeen hota,
to mausam -e- bahar,patjad me bhi hota…….
aye kash tum samaj pate humare ashq ko ki jubani,
to taare bhi aa baith te sunne woh beeti kahani…….
aye kash tum humari dhadkanno ki dhun sun pate,
to saat suro se bane is dil ko samaj pate…………..
aye kash tum samaj pate in ladkhadate labpso ke ishare,
to khil uthte binbarsaat hi phool sare………..
aye kash khole hote tumne humare liye dil ke dwaar,
bin base kaise bataye ,hai tumse kitna pyar……..
kar to liya apne humse pyar,
par kar na sake humpe etbaar…..
kar to liya humne bhi ikraar,
par de na sake woh pyar…..
nahi ban sake hum wo dil-dar,
jiska tha shayad aapko intazar……
karte hai din raat tumhari ibadat,
par shayad nahi is tute dil ko dhadak ne ki izazat…..
aye khuda,
‘jeevan se jyada hai hume maut par etbaar,
gar hota hai pyar ek hi baar’
chalte hai dosto,phir milege ……..aur acha likhne ki koshish k
arege

tarif sayari

TEARIF SARAYI









Aapki hasi pe chhidakte hain hum jaan
Aapki khushi pe toh hai sab kuch kurbaan
Aapke bin toh ye jahan lage veeran
Kyuki aap toh hai jaise is dil ka gulistaan
`
Teri lehrati julfe na jane kya kehti hai
teri jhuki nazro ko dekhkar log kya kehte hai
humne suni hai aapki taarif apne kaano se
log to aapko Taj Mahal kehte hai
`
Nanhe se dil me armaan koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bhid main pehchan koi rakhna,
Ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
In hoto pe sada muskaan vahi rakhna.
`
Humare zakhmo ki wajha bhi woh hai
humare zakhmo ki dava bhi woh hai
woh namak zakhmo pe lagaye bhi to kya hua
Muhabbat karne ki wajah bhi to woh hai
`
UNKI ANKHO SE KASH KOI ISHARA TO HOTA
KUCH MERE JEENE KA SAHARA TO HOTA
TOD DETE HUM HAR RASM ZAMANE KI
EK BAAR HI SAHI USNE PUKARA TO HOTA
`
Phoolon mein hoti hai wo khushbu
jo man ko bhaa jaati hai
jo is man ko chhute hi
ek madhur geet ban jaati hai
vibhinnataa hoti hai rango mein inke
jinki man mein tasveer ban jaati hai
in phoolon mein hoti hai
`
Aapke deedar ko nikal aaye hai taare
Aapki khushboo se chha gayi hai bahare
Aapke saath dikhte hai kuch aise nazare
Ki chhup chhup ke chand bhi bas aaphi ko nihare…

Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain..

Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain..

Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain Hum Bata Nahi Saktay
Per Sach Ye Hai Ke Hum Tum Se Kuch Choopa Nahi Sakte

Woh Guzray Huway Din Woh Guzri Hui Raatein
Woh Guzra Hua Har Ik Pal Hum Bhula Nahi Saktay

Meri Yaadon May Tum Ho Meri Tanhaiyo May Tum Ho
Itna Pyaar Hai Tum Se Ke Hum Ginwa Nahi Saktay

Dosti Hindi SMS – Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana

 

 

 

Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana,
Door Hokar Hame Bhul Na jana,
Khabar Hamari Na Le Sako to Koi Gum Nahi
par Apni Khabar Dena Bhul Na jana.
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
Muskurati Ankho Me Aa Jate H Ansu
Dard Dil Ka Byan Kar Jate H Aansu
Boj Jab Dil Par Had Se Bad Jaye
Us Boj Ko Halka Kar Jate H Aansu..
In Ansu Ki Fitrat Ko Kisne Phchana H
Khushi Ho Ya Gm Chlak Aate H Ansu
Apse Bichda To Socha Na Rounga KbhiPr Yad Apki Ate Hi Aa Jate H Ansu.
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
Teri yaad me jara ankhe bhigo lu
Udas raat ki tanhai me solu
Akele gum ka bojh ab sambhlta nai
Agar tu mil jaye to tujse lipat kar rolu..
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
Mit Jaye Ye DURI Agar Tum Chaho
Na Koi Ho MAJBURI Agar Tum Chaho
Hume To He CHAHNE Wale aur Bahut
MAGER
Humari He Ye TAMANNA Ke Hume Tum Chaho..
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
Jo Aasani Se Mile Usko Chahna Ek Samjhota H
Usko Paana Safalta H Par
Jab Pata Ho Wo Nahi Milnewala
Hume Firbi Usi Ko Chahna Wo “Pyar” Hai..
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
DiL Ki Dhadkan Ko Tere Naam Kr Du
Apne Aasuo Se Tera Jaam Bhar Du
Ae Jaan Kuch Mang K To Dekh
Teri Khushiyo Ki Khatir
kud Ko Nilam Kar Du
~~~~~~~~~~~Www.Love103.org~~~~~~~~~~~
USKE DIL KO JO NA EHSAAS HO PAYE
To Dilki Baate Dilme Hi Tdpne Denge
EK DIN KISI OR K HO JAYENGE
Pr Apna Dil Usi K Liye Dhadkne Denge
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