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Qayamat kab aayegi?

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha
bandhan ek hi din hoga

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

sach or veham mae kia ferk hai

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai
lakin
Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain

Ap ki 5 khobian…

Ap ki 5 khobian…
1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti

Suno ,
kisi Ne Such kaha tha ,
ye ,


Mohabat Mar Nahi Sakti ,
Magar,
Adhora Such Suna Humne,
Mukamal Such to ye hai k
Mohbat khud Nhi Marti
Mohbat Maar deti he.

Touch Of Love

At The
Touch Of Love,
Everyone
Becomes A Poet…..
Is It True ?

I Will Love You Forever

I Finally Got My Past,
Present
And Future Tenses
Correct Today.
I Loved You..
I Love You..
I Will Love You Forever! :)

Choti Si Dosti

Choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

Ye Mohabbat Meri nahin Hamari Hai

Ye “MUHABBAT” Mari
nhi “HUMARI”
hai,
“TABHI” to sab
“RISHTON” se
“PYAARI” hai
“ZAROORI” nahi
“MUHABAT” ka “ROZ” milna.
“TABHI” to “SMS” ka “SILSILA” jari
hai

Aapko Apna Bana Ke Rakhu

Ek sapne ki tarah aapko saja ke rakhu
chandani raat ki nazaron se chupa ke rakhu
meri taqdeer mere saath nahi
warna sari umar aapko apn

Teri Judaai

teri yaad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talash tujhe baar-baar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum hai door tumse
teri to judai bhi humse pyar karti haia bana ke rakhu

 

Hum Ne Dil Me Basai Hai

ek-ek tara jod teri tasveer banai hai
koi dekh na le isliye dil me chhipai hai
dil se tu meri nas-nas me samai hai
iss liye teri tasveer hum ne dil me basai hai

 

 

Chura Nahi Sakta

Ankh se gira aansu koi utha nahi sakta
kismat mein likha koi mita nahi sakta
aapka pyaar hai jaan hamari
aur hamari jaan ko hamse koi chura nahi sakta

Marta Kaun Hai

Pyaar mein maut se darta kaun hai
yeh toh ho jata hai karta kaun hai
aap jaise yaar par jaan kurban
aur aap puchhte hain, aap pe marta kaun hai

 

 

Har Kisi Ko Pyaar Mile

Har kisi ko pyaar mile to kaisa ho
har dil me pyaar ho to kaisa ho
barso se pyar ki misaal deta hai Taj Mahal
har gali me tajmahal ho to kaisa ho

 

Zindagi Kabhi Mushkil

Zindagi kabhi mushkil to kabhi aasan hoti hai
kabhi uff to kabi aah hoti hai
na bhulna apni muskurahat ko
kyoki isi se mushkile aasan hoti hai

 

 

 

Aapko Apna Bana Ke Rakhu

Ek sapne ki tarah aapko saja ke rakhu
chandani raat ki nazaron se chupa ke rakhu
meri taqdeer mere saath nahi
warna sari umar aapko apna bana ke rakhu

Teri Judaai

teri yaad dil bekarar karti hai
nazar talash tujhe baar-baar karti hai
gila nahi jo hum hai door tumse
teri to judai bhi humse pyar karti hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hum Ne Dil Me Basai Hai

ek-ek tara jod teri tasveer banai hai
koi dekh na le isliye dil me chhipai hai
dil se tu meri nas-nas me samai hai
iss liye teri tasveer hum ne dil me basai hai

 

Har Kisi Ko Pyaar Mile

Har kisi ko pyaar mile to kaisa ho
har dil me pyaar ho to kaisa ho
barso se pyar ki misaal deta hai Taj Mahal
har gali me tajmahal ho to kaisa ho

Zindagi Kabhi Mushkil

Zindagi kabhi mushkil to kabhi aasan hoti hai
kabhi uff to kabi aah hoti hai
na bhulna apni muskurahat ko
kyoki isi se mushkile aasan hoti hai

Ab Aur Jeene Ki

Ab aur jeene ki hasrat nahi
ab to sirf maut ka intizar hai
dil tod diya apno ne
ab to maut se pyaar hai

Tadap
Tadap ke dekh kisi ke chahat mein
to pata chale ki intazaar kya hota hai
Tadap ke dekh kisi ke chahat mein
to pata chale ki intazaar kya hota hai
yunhi mil jaye koi bina tadpe
to kaise pata chale ki pyar kya hota

SORRY SMS

SORRY SMS


What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You


know I’ve hurt u…

I didn’t mean to.

I am soooooooooo sorry…

Please forgive me!



Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry..
but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!!

if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....



Be the first one to say Sorry when
 the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U
 & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!



A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1)
 Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3)
 How do I make it right? well.
. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..



Sorry is not just a word to say..
. Its a expression to express for a
unfortunate event that experienced....




saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart
 aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that
 you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not
 only touches the heart but also touches the soul
. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)


I'm sorry may not mean that much to you,
 but it means a lifetime of our relationship
 to me ! Please forgive me ?


Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!!


How can I begin to say I`m sorry.
 I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.


I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to
… Please forgive me!

anytime you are angry that breaks
my heart but my heart will never
 stop to love you..... sorry for that


I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...



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(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
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/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Remember the good times we had spent together,
 and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...



For I will declare mine iniquity;
 I will be sorry for my sin.


Families with babies and families
without are so sorry for each other


Most truths are so naked that people feel
 sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.


It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly
 sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I
didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman
 regretting the hardships of a little girl who never
thought they were hardships at all. She had the
things that really mattered.


If it is once again one against forty-eight,
 then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.




His neighbor is a tooth-drawer.
That bag at his girdle is full of the
 teeth that he drew at Winchester fair.
 I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry
, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.